Affiliate Disclaimer: I sometimes earn a small commission for my links to products from this website. Your purchase helps support my work in bringing you real information about ferret health and wellness. Here’s our latest round up of cute ferret photos from around the world! We hope these make your day brighter 🙂 Where do these submissions come from? We asked ferret owners from around the globe to submit hilarious, cute ferret photos for our weekly Ferret Feature Newsletter. Share your support for their amazing creativity in the comment section below! Without further ado, let’s get started with Cute Ferret #1: Ferret Cocoon @kikibindi In her quest to become a butterfly, Luna wrapped herself in fleece blankets and waited patiently. It’s been 3 months. Please somebody tell her so I don’t have to. Eevee the Dragon @diemkieu93 This is Eevee in her impenetrable fortress. You know how dragons hoard gold in their lair? Eevee hoards socks and underpants in this hamper. Here she waits, sitting upon her sacred stash, waiting for her next victim. No hoomans allowed, obviously. Amazon Prime Weasel @mekayla_medina “Hello, I am your Amazon Prime weasel. For a low monthly subscription of $25, I will steal all your yogurt lids and hair ties. For an additional $4.99, you can stream select Amazon Weasel shows like “War Dance Diaries” and “Tube Time” on all your devices. It’s a good deal. Please do not return me.” Nap Champ @champthewaardy This is Champ. He participated in the 2016 Olympics and got a gold metal in competitive napping. He was originally named Doug but had to have his name legally changed after such a monumental victory. Makes sense. Rumor has it he’s also writing a memoir called “You Snooze, You Win” Oops I Poofed @life_of_a_ferret *Poofs in front of crush* “Act natural, act natural. Maybe he didn’t notice…” Top 5 things Moskau will blame the smell on: The skunk that lives down the streetMust’ve stepped in dog poo…Awkwardly changes the subjectDenial: “I don’t smell anything…”Changes name and moves to a different country The Bard @ariematia Welcome to Clementine’s one-woman Shakespeare revival. She will be playing a bard -which for those of you who don’t know is “a poet and music maker”. She is deaf so she has no idea what she is saying or how it sounds. Please pretend it is good. A Cute Ferret Named Bubbles @ferretnamedbubbles Bubbles is all ready for summer. Maybe this will be the year she finally makes the Olympic team for bathtub aerobics. She has been practicing for 10 months straight so she ought to be good enough by now. Ducky Got Wet @thelifeofmyferrets Ducky doesn’t believe in baths. Instead, he insists on rolling around in the morning dew to get cleaned up. Ducky’s only rolled in dog poop twice so those are pretty good odds if you ask me. Man, that’s a cute ferret. Cowboy Cooper @taylor_zibell Cooper is a cowboy in training. He spends his days tending to his cattle which are actually just a collection of stuffed animals under the couch. Cooper plans to compete in the rodeo next year, as soon as they allow you to ride Roombas instead of cows. No Joking Matter @taylor_zibell Moose is a very serious ferret. You have to be that way when you’ve lived on this earth for over five and a half years. Sure, he loves a good war dance every now and then but life is about responsibility. You see, Moose knows there’s an apocalypse coming and he really hopes you’ll heed his warning. He’s what some refer to as a ‘prepper’. That’s why he’s been stashing every toy he can get his hands on since he was born. Eventually the day will come when there are no more toys and then what?? How will we possibly survive?? Super Ferret to the Rescue! @theboozyferrets Breaking News! Your favorite crime-fighting weasel, Super Ferret’s, true identity has been revealed! That world-famous ferret we all know and love is none other than Marla Mae, your neighborhood sable. She would appreciate if you could keep her identity a secret while she continues to save the world from unsuspecting toes. Your Uncle as a Ferret @taylor_zibell Barrett is in the process of updating his Facebook profile picture. Please tell him that it’s weird to post a photo this close up. Also, if someone could remind him that when you post a comment on your niece’s wall, everyone can see it. Last week, for instance, he asked her if she could please open the window next time she poofed. So embarrassing. Help I’m Stuck @weasley.snipes Weasely Snipe (aka Weezy) celebrated her first birthday in style with her new BFF, Totoro. Can you please help her get down please? She’s been stuck up there for 6 hours… Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh @taylor_zibell Shhhhhhhhhhhh don’t wake Oliver Sig! Nap time is the only break his mom gets from his Level 10 Mischief-making. When Oliver Sig isn’t sleeping, he’s making holes in the wall and climbing everything in sight. Nothing can stop Oliver -except for naptime …so if this cute ferret makes you want to squeal, please do so quietly. Carpetis Sharkus @cocofoshosho23 This is the first photo ever taken of Carpetis Sharkus (which is latin for ‘a pissed off ferret named Pepper’). The species was first spotted off the shores of Albania in 1872 and since then, its range has expanded to much of Europe. Fun Fact: In the wild, carpetis sharkus has been known to hunt bare feet. This fascinating animal also consumes 90% of its water from knocked over cups. Read in David Attenborough’s voice: “Wild carpet sharks are found under couches and in kitchen cabinets throughout central Europe. This group of males is on a mission to find food. Their strategy? To behave themselves just long enough to convince the human to give them treats. Come nightfall, the carpet shark will seek its revenge by relieving itself throughout his habitat.” Hide and Seek FAIL @xbasskittyx This is Benni. He is absolutely terrible at ‘Hide and Seek’. Please, for his sake, pretend you can’t find him. Benni may not be the smartest but he sure is a cute ferret. Happy Birthday, Noodle @lennysqx “Noodle loves to hide all his toys under the bed with his brother. He’s very excited to get new toys for his birthday even though he has wayyyy to many and will just go right underneath the bed with the rest of them.” Happy belated birthday to this cute ferret, Noodle. Grumpy Bear Bear thinks that it’s completely reasonable to demand your full, undivided attention if you are going to dress him up in some bow tie. Why must you frustrate him like this? Either you refrain from dressing him up and leave him the heck alone, or you put on the darn bow tie and tell him what a handsome boy he is. You cannot have both. That is why, in a fit of rage, Bear decided to remove the bow tie and destroy it. Your move, human. Doc Got Stood Up @peterfrederick Doc Holiday could’ve sworn this is where his blind date told him to meet. He wore the blue leash just like she asked. Oh gosh… Now he’s worried his date took one look at him and left. He should’ve listened to his mom and hopped in the bath beforehand! Has anyone seen a cinnamon jill a pink leash? No? Oh well. Back to Ferret Tinder, I guess… You Are My Sunshine @the_pipouze To the tune of You Are My Sunshine: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, when you look grumpy, I take a pic. You’ll never know, Luffy, how hard I’m laughing. Please don’t poop in my shoes tonight. No Takey My Blankie @cheepcheep13 From Finch’s mom: “She hated when we would rearrange things in the cage. This is her refusing to let go of a dirty blanket so we could wash it. After cage cleaning she would stomp around mad for about an hour before she got things back the way she wanted.” Note to self: never take Finch’s blankies. Submit Your Own Photos! Did you enjoy our latest Featured Ferret Newsletter submissions? Join our community newsletter here and get cute ferrets from around the world sent straight to your inbox every week! Do you want to submit your own cute ferret pictures? Share your photos with the world by submitting them to our ferret feature newsletter form. What Subscribers are Saying About Our Newsletter: “I love seeing cute ferrets and a funny caption in my inbox in the morning.” @lynio22 “It’s fun to get a cute surprise in my email that isn’t spam! lol” @tricianh “I get to brag to my mom that her (ferret) grandchildren are famous!” @zuzipelmeshka “It makes me smile.” @mekayla_medina “I don’t have a ferret, but they are so cute and the videos and pics make me happy :).” @robertinhacor So what are you waiting for? Choose joy! 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