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The Best Ferret Tinder Profiles

By Haley on February 13, 2020

‘Tis the season of love and it’s time the world finally gave us Ferret Tinder so our naughty little pets can find the love they deserve. I can’t be the only one wondering who my ferrets would swipe right on…

WARNING: Some of these profiles get a little *spicy* …If ferrets could ever be NSFW, this list is it.

Without further ado, here are our top ferret tinder profiles:

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This ferret is a big fan of Lizzo right now and if you can’t handle a little winter chub, GTFO.

It’s 2020. Go and get it, girl!

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That scooter is sick. I would date Zelda in a heart beat.

We’ve all been there, Sadie.

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Well, okay then. Clearly, Milo doesn’t want to waste anyone’s time on Ferret Tinder.

This is the kind of ferret that crashes high school parties even though he’s in his late 40’s.

Poor Cooper is trying to act all ‘cowboy tough’ when in reality we all know he’s the kind of ferret that sleeps with a stuffed horse.

More Ferret Tinder Profiles:

Woah there, Frederick. Simmer down! Are you in rut or something?

ferret tinder profile bread loaf

Not sure how this loaf of bread ended up on Ferret Tinder but I’ll just leave it here anyway.

Thank God, Kiki, because we’ve got 3 ferrets at home that could really use your services.

Ducky here has the right strategy. How many hobs do you know that can cook? Swipe right x100

I get what you’re doing but frankly, it sounds painful, Theodore. Have you had much success with that on Ferret Tinder?

Bear is what we call a ‘straight shooter’. He isn’t afraid to get freaky either. Respect.

Theo, I can’t even with this photo. Your sweater vest is everything.

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At least Graton tried. We all have our limits, right?

Oh my, Roger! You’re gonna have 100 jills knocking down your door with that saucy picture.

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No caption needed. Thank you, Mort.

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