Affiliate Disclaimer: I sometimes earn a small commission for my links to products from this website. Your purchase helps support my work in bringing you real information about ferret health and wellness. ‘Tis the season of love and it’s time the world finally gave us Ferret Tinder so our naughty little pets can find the love they deserve. I can’t be the only one wondering who my ferrets would swipe right on… WARNING: Some of these profiles get a little *spicy* …If ferrets could ever be NSFW, this list is it. Without further ado, here are our top ferret tinder profiles: This ferret is a big fan of Lizzo right now and if you can’t handle a little winter chub, GTFO. It’s 2020. Go and get it, girl! That scooter is sick. I would date Zelda in a heart beat. We’ve all been there, Sadie. Well, okay then. Clearly, Milo doesn’t want to waste anyone’s time on Ferret Tinder. This is the kind of ferret that crashes high school parties even though he’s in his late 40’s. Poor Cooper is trying to act all ‘cowboy tough’ when in reality we all know he’s the kind of ferret that sleeps with a stuffed horse. More Ferret Tinder Profiles: Woah there, Frederick. Simmer down! Are you in rut or something? Not sure how this loaf of bread ended up on Ferret Tinder but I’ll just leave it here anyway. Thank God, Kiki, because we’ve got 3 ferrets at home that could really use your services. Ducky here has the right strategy. How many hobs do you know that can cook? Swipe right x100 I get what you’re doing but frankly, it sounds painful, Theodore. Have you had much success with that on Ferret Tinder? Bear is what we call a ‘straight shooter’. He isn’t afraid to get freaky either. Respect. Theo, I can’t even with this photo. Your sweater vest is everything. At least Graton tried. We all have our limits, right? Oh my, Roger! You’re gonna have 100 jills knocking down your door with that saucy picture. No caption needed. Thank you, Mort. Submit Your Own Photos! Did you know that each of these photos came from our ferret photo community submissions? Want to be featured next? Join our community newsletter here and get cute ferrets from around the world sent straight to your inbox every week! We encourage all ferret owners to share their BEST photos with the world by submitting them to our ferret feature newsletter form. What Subscribers are Saying About Our Newsletter: “I love seeing cute ferrets and a funny caption in my inbox in the morning.” @lynio22 “It’s fun to get a cute surprise in my email that isn’t spam! lol” @tricianh “I get to brag to my mom that her (ferret) grandchildren are famous!” @zuzipelmeshka “It makes me smile.” @mekayla_medina “I don’t have a ferret, but they are so cute and the videos and pics make me happy :).” @robertinhacor So what are you waiting for? Choose joy! Join our newsletter and celebrate ferrets worldwide!